BANG!!!!!!! (from upstairs)
Mom & Dad: What was that sound?
Dad: (now yelling) What WAS that sound?
Oldest Son: I dropped a book.
Dad: (sarchastically) Was it a dictionary or something?!?
Oldest Son: Actually, it was.
I lift up my eyes to the hills -- where does my help come from? My help comes from the LORD, the Maker of heaven and earth.
Psalms 121:1 & 2